Saturday, October 20, 2007

Things I've Learnt

She leaves behind a week of nights. +++ Sleep deprivation, a minority of uncooperative patients and staff, nutella, proper medicine and being afraid. The important thing is she survived. The body clock must shift, not helped by celebratory outings. The mp3 hard drive data saga continues courtesy of a repair shop. Things I learnt this month:
  • Flat shoes can hurt when you spend over 12 hours on your feet
  • Heratbreak Kid is slapstick with a silly ending
  • No matter how hard I try I will never find anything I like in Topshop
  • Protein shakes taste disgusting
  • Music is like a drug
  • Zara is a bad bad place
  • Thai restaurants rely on my business
  • Larry David is a genius
  • I loathe Kate Moss at Topshop and celebrity fragrances. Mariah Carey? Stop it please.
  • Guest lists are archaic and plastic people do exist
  • Don't say it, just keep it to yourself
  • Jazzy Jeff isn't coming to the U.K for a while

1 comment:

Nikhil said...

I totally agree with everything you said!! :-p