Thursday, May 31, 2007

The Trends

I don't regret my previous rant because it was all true. However, like a celebrity who has found a new religion or left rehab I feel slightly refreshed.

Going Up:
Puffball dresses
Maroon 5
Eva Mendes
Rachel Bilson
Royal blue and purple
Bright Colours
Perspex heels
Slim Thug on a Hilary Duff remix? I just hope the money was worth it Slim!

Going Down:
Big brother- Fame hungry wannabes. It's so late 1990's.
Leggings- every1 and I mean every1 is wearing them. Oh no she didn't!
Lily Allen and public breakdowns(a la Britney)- I could write an essay on her lack of talent. I'm young and wear converse trainers how fashionable am I?
Young rich and stupid-It doesn't take a genius to figure it out you should not drive drunk or when you've been banned.
People famous for nothing- ex big bro housemates and tabloid one night stand tell tales. Listen up nursery children, if you want to be 'successful' then make sure you sleep with anyone vaguely D-list then you can get in the tabloids and live happily ever after.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Line in the Distance

There is a reason why you don't know some people in your year because you have nothing in common. This is unlikely to change on August 1 when work (courtesy of the MTAS lottery)starts.

She would love to say she will miss medical school but she knows none of the readers are wearing nappies and they can read between the lines. She jests, she wishes someone had told her the brutal honest truth. Oh nobody told you about the vampire like transformation of medics once final year and job applications start? Maybe she exaggerates to entertain.

Seventy eight days since she last ventured out in a genuinely fun capacity, blurry eyed from watching countless lectures, mentally and physically exhausted she will drag her bottom over the damn finishing line. Why? She is not about to see years of training (which she would describe as top class if it were) go down the drain. She will be the happiest person when she finishes because she survived all the crap including the backstabbing and competitiveness.

Don't get her started on Rihanna. Can the radio stations stop the torture? It stopped being funny an album ago. I have a whole host of hot new albums in my sights when the exams are over: Amel Larrieux, Anthony hamilton, Ba Ra, Carl Thomas, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Maroon 5, Musiq and Ne-Yo.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Hot Songs:

Critics are hailing Sunshine as an indie classic. Despite being as a space/sci-fi movie sceptic I must admit the visual effects were tantalising. However I am not convinced it is a classic. The ending spoilt the whole film.
Hot Music:


Beyonce's Upgrade You has been rediscovered. The Swizz Beats/Cameron Wallace production is crazy.

Swizz beats also produced Eve's Tambourine off her album Here I Am.

Timbo produced Wreck by Bobby Valentino

Out of the Next Selection camp comes Uness Over


Young Steff Put That on Everything

Luvanmusiq-Musiq is HOT.Album sampler

I thought of an interesting rnb equation: Teedra Moses= Amerie-Rich Harrison